Here I am with a vintage tint on my recent picture at the beach.....right before it turned embarrassing.
Point Dume in Malibu is a perfect setting for weekend adventures. So it seemed.
My human took me. Oh, she might have spared me the humiliation of having to stuff me in her beach bag.
Really? Why am I illegal? My poops are small.
It was all very Bogart.
Elizabeth and I arrive minding
our own business.
The Patrols start trolling
around on their four wheelers
looking for people
with booze and evidently
dogs....
The word hits the sand and spreads like hot butter on toast.
A mysterious stranger informs us that there is a bounty on my head.
A mysterious stranger informs us that there is a bounty on my head.
Stealthily, let's call her E. Liz Beth today, covers me with beach towels so the patrols don't spot me. She's questioned.
She plays innocent, yet aloof. I'm shaking in my paws. I understand the rules. But, it’s October.
Anyway, they bust some other poor unsuspecting soul, a rather vocal Boxer. His human was not so subtle. Fisticuffs! Bark!
I admire my human’s panache. Though, as a witnessing “surfer dude” pointed out, It may have been the subtle reveal of her cleavage.
Like any decent damsel in distress you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do . Trust me. She wasn't the only one to go home without a ticket. Chow!
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